1. This weather is PERFECT.

2. Cooking a delicious dinner for myself makes me feel so accomplished.

3. Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy is really good.

4. I really meant to work out tonight, but I’m too stuffed and a little buzzed, so I can’t. Oh well.

5. You say we should work on communicating, butttt you don’t talk to me…

6. I really do enjoy my own company. But I’m afraid that I’ve gotten so used to being by myself, that I’ve forgotten how to be with someone else. Not that I have much experience in the relationship department, though. I just like being alone.

7. I think I’ve become infatuated with the idea of you over the years. And now that I’m actually getting a second chance, I don’t know if I want it.

8. I should have gotten ice cream at Wal-Mart.